what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
i want the kind of funding that scientists in comic books have. where are you getting this money? do you publish papers or do you just turn people into giant lizards and call it a day? do you have to get that shit peer reviewed? who is paying for your research? can you give me their email address
i have googled ‘evil science grants’ and the results were not satisfying
unless you’ve got
my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist
Do you know what a protagonist is
here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”
whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'